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jesuschristvevo:

my forehead tattoos gonna say “sorry for liking final fantasy 13”

im actually really mad because i had to change my url because of jesuschristvevo

sexybritishllama:

kaiyves:

s**ybritishllama:

i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore 

Ha.

OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL

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pizzaforpresident:

A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?”

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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